Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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