you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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