What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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