No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize