everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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