apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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