it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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