Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i think im in europe. pls send help
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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