You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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