I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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