I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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