Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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