If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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