This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Farmville is her only friend.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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