I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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