ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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