He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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