No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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