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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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