I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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