they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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