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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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