where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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