I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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