Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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