now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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