We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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