Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
as a side note pls kill me
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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