I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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