Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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