Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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