take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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