I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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