Quick, to the slutcave!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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