say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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