You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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