She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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