is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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