But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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