I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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