plz talk dirty to me
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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