i barfeds in our rink
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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