i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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