i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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