Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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