out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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