I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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