Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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