is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
