Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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