Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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