That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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