it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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