I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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