What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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