Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
