I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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