if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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